why do idiots want to be my friend?

1. I would trade almost anything for a singing voice. 2. My goal in life is to honor God in everything, be happy, and be friends with celebrities. 3. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK AND I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE IF I DID YOU WOULD USE IT AS A WAY TO GET ATTENTION AND START CRAP!!!! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT SO BAD! /: 4. I need to work on my ranting skills. I always do it at the wrong times. 5. I love Robert Pattinson (: